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"Baldo, what are the parts of speech?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

Ironing Punctuation

'Do it write the first time.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"I sell them for Website names."

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

"Will you marry me? I need a lifelong copy editor."

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'