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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

'Phys Ed -- but I minored in philosophy.'

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'