Conditional Phrase Enthusiast Mugs

Start their day with a clever twist on language—our conditional phrase enthusiast mugs feature witty, creative designs that make each sip special and spark conversation.

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World mockup

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

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'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.' mockup

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

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"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm." mockup

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

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"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?" mockup

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

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"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous." mockup

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

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'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.' mockup

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

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'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?' mockup

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

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Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.' mockup

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

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I am your BIGGEST fan!

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'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...' mockup

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

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'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?' mockup

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

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"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!" mockup

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

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'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.' mockup

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

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Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.' mockup

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

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"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!" mockup

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

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"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly." mockup

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

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Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'? mockup

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

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"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!" mockup

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

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'Phys Ed -- but I minored in philosophy.'

'Phys Ed -- but I minored in philosophy.' mockup

'Phys Ed -- but I minored in philosophy.'

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"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres." mockup

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

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Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes', mockup

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

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"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite." mockup

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

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"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?" mockup

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

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Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school! mockup

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

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'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

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"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick. mockup

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

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"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

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'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...' mockup

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'

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Conditional Phrase Enthusiast Mugs Collection

Conditional Phrase Enthusiast Pillows

Relax with our witty pillows that celebrate creative language and logical fun—ideal for adding personality to any space.

Conditional Phrase Enthusiast Prints

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Conditional Phrase Enthusiast T-Shirts

Discover our unique T-shirts designed for fans of clever language—perfect for showcasing your love for conditionals in style.