Business Phrase Enthusiast Mugs

'On these application forms I prefer the term ‘salary negotiable.' It sounds nicer than ‘market price.''

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

The Rubber Ball Company

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

Intelligent dog.

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

Ovalifolium Longifora

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'