Business Phrase Enthusiast Prints

'On these application forms I prefer the term ‘salary negotiable.' It sounds nicer than ‘market price.''

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

The Rubber Ball Company

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Intelligent dog.

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

Ovalifolium Longifora

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

And the third quarter projection

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'