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Discussion on Kierkegaard.

'I'll stop using finger quotes if you (control freak) let me use hand brackets.'

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."

"To finish, I would like plagiarize something quotable."

"Just so you know, posting quotes on leadership does not make you one."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'Tell me, Jenks. What would you prefer to do; Fool all of the people, some of the time, or some of the people all of the time?'

Cinema - This Is Not The End. It Is Not Even The Beginning Of The End. But It Is, Perhaps The End Of The Beginning.

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

'I was quoted out of context!'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"With great power comes..." "a great electricity bill."

"Nice... If you're not a fish!"

"I came, I saw, I resigned."

Quote du Jour: Gen. Mark Milley

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"Dad, to err is human."

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

Brevity-The Soul of Wit

To paraphrase Bette Davis, "Fasten your seat belt. It's going to be a bumpy comic strip." ?

You gave performance enhancing drugs to the girls on the Team Caffeine Basketball Squad?! I surely did not. I absolutely did not give any steroids to the girls on the team. What's with the quote marks? They surround words that can be legally disputed. Very creepy. Nothing improper happened.

I can quote you without using your name, but not as "a really smart senior official who knows more than you do."

Winston Churchill once said, "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." What I want to know is, why does the truth have its pants off?

Hey boss, it's July 31st. A couple years ago, you said come back July 31, 2017, and we could talk about you giving me a raise. Yes, but that was predicated on the notion that you'd need a raise by now. I see you're still alive. Clearly you haven't starved to death. You smell minty-fresh, so clearly you haven't been forced out into the streets. Karl Marx said it best: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." I'm pretty sure that is not what Marx meant.

... for the that goes a borrowing goes a sorrowing. I was going to make Ben Franklin Treasury Secretary but ....

You don't need to use air quotes for your own words, Mr. Lincoln.

"Beware the Ides of March." "Dude, it's April."

"I should now like to say something quotable."

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.