Motto Enthusiast Prints

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

"Our motto is work smarter, not wealthier."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

My motto is "Do it now!" That's why I've decided there's no time like the present for postponing what I don't want to do.

'J. Frank Yomp - Motto Maker For Those Who Dare to Think BIG!'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.'

"And this is Dave. His motto is 'Push where it moves.'"

'Live fast - Die young.'

Life is hard, and then something eats you.

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

"Well, we've narrowed down our search for a new company motto. Shall we take a vote?"

Reading my Critics

Team Leader

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

A Poem about Sand