Motto Enthusiast Prints

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

"Our motto is work smarter, not wealthier."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'J. Frank Yomp - Motto Maker For Those Who Dare to Think BIG!'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.'

"And this is Dave. His motto is 'Push where it moves.'"

'Live fast - Die young.'

Life is hard, and then something eats you.

"Well, we've narrowed down our search for a new company motto. Shall we take a vote?"

Reading my Critics

Team Leader

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

A Poem about Sand

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'