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Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ten Commandments

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Christian and Born again Christian...

The First Printed Bible

Noah's ark, many lions

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

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Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Rocket Ark

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Sure he's cute, Lord. . . He's just not what I had a mind for a companion!"

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.