Biblical Phrase Enthusiast Gifts

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ten Commandments

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Noah's ark, many lions

Christian and Born again Christian...

The First Printed Bible

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

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Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Rocket Ark

"Sure he's cute, Lord. . . He's just not what I had a mind for a companion!"

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'