French Phrase Enthusiast Gifts

Travel Agents "I'd like somewhere unpretentious avec un petit de je ne sais quoi."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Ovalifolium Longifora

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

'Bone appetit!'

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

'Why do you call me fridge?...' '...You're cold, frosty and full of junk.'

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."