Seniors' Issues Gifts

C'mon, move!

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Pensioner's Romance

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

Angry pensioner

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"

"I'm afraid a hearing aid will make me look old."

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

At the Old Bikers' Home

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

"Come on, come on, I can't hold it in much longer."

Three legged crutch for a three legged man

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."

"This really is your last chance Mr Perkins."

'I don't know what's the matter - I just don't seem to have my old zip.'

Pension Calculation

These retirement do's aren't as wild as I remember!

'I'm bored. Want to see whose medications have more side effects?'

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

Roller Skating Pensioner