Senior Romance Explorer Pillows

'It says here that you'd prefer someone with regular bowel movements..Does it matter if they're involuntary?'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Astronaut love

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

The Loving Couple

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

Mate Mart

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

Carbon Dating Agency

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."