Senior Living Strategist T-Shirts

Cutting the cost of assisted living facilities

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"I don't know who you are!"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

401K

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Putting money back in to the world economy

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your 401k is?"

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

Pension planning for Brexit

"Did you order takeout?"

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'So June, do you think we should get a stairlift or just move to a bungalow...because, let's face it, we're getting on and here will come a point...when you won't be able to carry me up the stairs anymore.'