Sending Kid To College Gifts

Touring campuses with Twig was fun. Now I don't want to go back to work! Quit! I'm earning your tuition money, Teddy. Wait. You went to college to get a good job so

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

"Kids in college? Well, won't it be nice to have them home?"

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

I'm forgetting which college is which. Their brochures are all alike. University of. It's always fall or spring. Apply! There's always a multi-cultural group of kids hanging out. There's always a girl in goggles working in a science lab with an ethnic-looking prof. It's reassuring. They all celebrate their diversity in the exact same way! And charge the exact same for it!

"Oh George. My heart."

'OK, so your brother's first flight was far from being a success, but have a go son!'

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

"Our son is off at college, so as a reminder of him, I keep a dirty sock-scented candle burning in his room."

"Either we've been robbed or the kids left without saying goodbye."

'Dad, who was Plato? . . . You don't want me to go to college do you?'

Posh students drinking beer.

The kids are going back for another semester.

"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."

Relax! The college process need not be stressful! Staying calm actually helps your child cope. Parents' night. Top colleges are brutally competitive. Even state universities are rejecting excellent students. I'm relaxed. Me too!

"Well, I think it's good that he wants to go to university."

'We've found that having our kids leave for college from an actual nest helps them to grasp this momentous passage in their lives.'

'How will we pay for her college.'

"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"

Beggar's sign: 'children at university.'

Last Parent Trying To Get Child Into College

"It was great seeing you – we'll have to have you two over once the kids have grown up and left for college."

"Looks like the kids have gone off to college. Let's grab a few years alone in the house before they decide to return."

Two bills for college tuition

"After Joey left, George was keen to convert his room into an office."

Angry White Males.