Seminar Snoozer Pillows

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

Don't you hate...

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

Gone to seed.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Computing in the Cloud

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

The sermon was so boring the Preacher put himself to sleep.

Good luck with all the revision!!!

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'With the possible exception of my husband, we all enjoyed your sermon, Reverend.'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

"This next one's for anyone out there who might still be awake."

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

"This is all very boring..."

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.