Selling Pillows

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

"Maybe I could just leave a flier then."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

Some sales people will do anything to clinch a deal.

'Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies, or are you a male chauvinist pig?'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"And here's our best telemarketer. She called a shopping network and sold THEM a zircon!"

Death of a salesman.

'It's all hand made.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Child's 'bottled water' stand.

"To be honest, nobody wants to buy your paintings... we need a promotional strategy! Cut off your ear in public!"

'My parents are at work, so I'm having a yard sale of their stuff.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

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I think you'd make a persuasive salesman.

I'm on a productivity drive.

High end of the market...

Stethoscope

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"They claim he's so good, he could get people to bid on roadkill."

"No, it's not a foreclosure. It's my 'Going out of business sale!' Everything must go!"

Wife has left husband at curb with discards

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

"He wins every year -- the man could sell an annuity to a mayfly."

"Where did I learn my aggressive door-to-door sales technique? The School of Hard Knocks."

"You ran a classified ad to sell some of your unwanted items, didn't you?"

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'How can I keep you on in sales when you've never convinced me to give you a raise!'