House Selling Pillows

'Location, location, location.'

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Reverse Mortgage.

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Mouse real estate!

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Tim's marketing solutions

An exaggeration of estate agents

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

Igloo sales

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

House sale.

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

Shoe house.

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."