Selling Houses Pillows

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'Now this is home just went on the market this morning.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Is this the open house?'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

A sign outside a house reads "For sale! Everything must go! Walls! Ceilings! Floors! And much, much more!".

'Deal or no deal?'

House auction. Door knocker is gavel 'Going, going.'

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

'I've come up with a little trick, I'm sure will sell your house for the price you're asking!' - HOW?!!- I'll show it at NIGHT?!!

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Reverse Mortgage.

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

An exaggeration of estate agents

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Mouse real estate!

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

Tim's marketing solutions

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

Igloo sales

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

'Hey! By appointment only!!'