Home Selling Pillows

'Empty-nesters. They're hoping to sell before the flock tries to move back in.'

Seller's Market

A sign outside a house reads "For sale"; the house next door also has a sign that reads "Me too".

'I sold my house for £90,000 and my landlord's furious.'

'...There's been a 20% rise in the length of time our house been on the market'

'After the yard sale and then the garage sale, it was the next logical step.'

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Anchor holding house 'Damp, what damp?'

'I know it's late, but if you want to sell your house I have to show it when it's convenient to the buyers.'

Ceiling collapse 'Don't worry, that's just settlement.'

Home for sale (husband and TV included).

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Reverse Mortgage.

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Tim's marketing solutions

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Mouse real estate!

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

An exaggeration of estate agents

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself