Home Seller Pillows

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

Seller's Market

"Those are the Petersons - they're waiting for our price to go down."

'I sold my house for £90,000 and my landlord's furious.'

'After the yard sale and then the garage sale, it was the next logical step.'

I sold my house and my landlord's furious!

Real estate salesman.

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Reverse Mortgage.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Tim's marketing solutions

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Mouse real estate!

An exaggeration of estate agents

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

Igloo sales

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

House sale.