Selling Assets Gifts

"All this for getting out when the getting was good."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Tim's marketing solutions

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

Mouse real estate!

Last Chance for Everything.

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

An exaggeration of estate agents

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

House sale.

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''