Selfie Superstar T-Shirts

"Should we worry that the farmer "liked" our selfie, and commented about how delicious we look?"

"The greatest advance of the digital era has been the rebranding of narcissism as sharing."

This will be an awesome profile pic!

'I wish my wife wouldn't phone to call me egotistical when I'm taking a selfie.'

"Hold on, let me get a picture of you taking a picture of yourself while Gail takes a picture of both of us taking pictures."

'Check this out, I'm taking an elfie!'

"I only keep selfies where I'm unrecognizably attractive."

"Nice work- let's take a quick social-media break."

'I can live with a fuzzy driver's license picture but not with a bad Facebook photo.'

"Er, that's great, can you do anything else?"

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

"You can also diagnose narcissism with them."

Cinema: Now Playing - Based on the selfie that went viral.

"I'm starving. Could you please finish taking selfies with the food?"

"Family? No, they're all pictures of me at various stages of my life."

Welcome to the Annoying People Cafe. Just a reminder, all meals include a selfie stick.

'If anyone needs me, I'll be in front of the bathroom mirror, taking selfies.'

"What is your N-Ration?. . . Selfie per minute Narcissus ratio?"

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic - can you find a way to make it all about you?"

"If our posts make even one person feel left out, then this party was worth it."

Modern Narcissism

Superheroes take a selfie

Seriously, we don't have any "selfie-help" books.

House of Mirrors. I just took 13,626 selfies!

Oog invented the "selfie" --- He'll go down in history as the first to go down in history!

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

"In case of drop in cabin pressure, wear oxygen mask before taking Selfie."

Big Wave

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

I Love Lucy Today

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

"And this was us just five minutes ago."

Me TV.

"I'm just gonna reach in my pocket real slowly, get my phone and take a few selfies with you guys. Cool?"

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