Selfie Superstar Gifts

"Should we worry that the farmer "liked" our selfie, and commented about how delicious we look?"

"The greatest advance of the digital era has been the rebranding of narcissism as sharing."

This will be an awesome profile pic!

'I wish my wife wouldn't phone to call me egotistical when I'm taking a selfie.'

"Hold on, let me get a picture of you taking a picture of yourself while Gail takes a picture of both of us taking pictures."

"I only keep selfies where I'm unrecognizably attractive."

"Nice work- let's take a quick social-media break."

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

"Er, that's great, can you do anything else?"

"If our posts make even one person feel left out, then this party was worth it."

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic - can you find a way to make it all about you?"

Modern Narcissism

'If anyone needs me, I'll be in front of the bathroom mirror, taking selfies.'

"Family? No, they're all pictures of me at various stages of my life."

Cinema: Now Playing - Based on the selfie that went viral.

"What is your N-Ration?. . . Selfie per minute Narcissus ratio?"

Welcome to the Annoying People Cafe. Just a reminder, all meals include a selfie stick.

"You can also diagnose narcissism with them."

"I'm starving. Could you please finish taking selfies with the food?"

Book Worm

"Give me your tired, your poor, and those goddamn selfie sticks before I drop my torch on your heads."

"When you Instagram me, I feel cheap."

"This counts as one wish, by the way."

People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".

You.com

"I'm just gonna reach in my pocket real slowly, get my phone and take a few selfies with you guys. Cool?"

Me TV.

"And this was us just five minutes ago."

Medusa takes a selfie

The Scream warms to selfies

"Oh, it's ON!!!"

Superheroes take a selfie

"You've got solipsistic narcissism, take two selfies and call me in the morning."

"I'm really only in it for the Likes."

"Influence this."