Selfie Star Gifts

Medusa on Instagram

'He's all thumbs!'

"And they get mad because I carry a stick?"

The Modern Novel.

"She's so selfie-facing."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'You're an academic under achiever, unpopular, incredibly shallow and selfish...have you thought about becoming an influencer?'

"MY mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"I hate seeing myself in photos so much, I hired a stand-in for my selfies."

"We have it easy? Your generation didn't have to worry about having to document every minute of your life."

Tourism and the Environment

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"We evolved this way after many years of taking selfies."

'These mirror glasses are for vain people, the mirrors are on the inside.'

'Of course she constantly takes pictures of herself. That's why they call it an iphone.'

Computer He-male (email).

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Try to be professional when posting on social media.

We gave up looking for intelligent life. Now we just search for entertaining stupidity.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Elfie Stick

Superheroes take a selfie

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Selfie Stick

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I, TikTok."

The Selfie

Little Known Moments In History

Shellfie

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie