Selfie Star T-Shirts

Medusa on Instagram

'He's all thumbs!'

"And they get mad because I carry a stick?"

"She's so selfie-facing."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'You're an academic under achiever, unpopular, incredibly shallow and selfish...have you thought about becoming an influencer?'

"MY mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"I hate seeing myself in photos so much, I hired a stand-in for my selfies."

"We have it easy? Your generation didn't have to worry about having to document every minute of your life."

Tourism and the Environment

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"We evolved this way after many years of taking selfies."

'These mirror glasses are for vain people, the mirrors are on the inside.'

Computer He-male (email).

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

Try to be professional when posting on social media.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Superheroes take a selfie

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Elfie Stick

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Selfie Stick

The Selfie

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Little Known Moments In History

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Shellfie

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Sistine Selfie

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Victorian Selfie

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie