Selfie Fanatic T-Shirts

"If there were cellphones at the Red Sea."

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

"Almost. . . this is going to be a great selfie."

"Quick, before the shock wave hits."

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

Despite being a Hermit Crab, Alan enjoyed staying connected by posting the occasional "Shellfie."

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

Indian selfie

Selfie

Grim Reaper Selfie...

"There's me in the Johnson's trash. . . there's me in the Kleeburg's trash. . . there's me in the Miller's trash. . ."

Skeleton rises from grave to take selfie

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Superheroes take a selfie

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Elfie Stick

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Selfie Stick

The Selfie

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Giraffe Selfie

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Little Known Moments In History

Shellfie

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Victorian Selfie

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Sistine Selfie

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

Halloween Selfie