Selfie Artist T-Shirts

"I, TikTok."

'We don't travel abroad that much since she has a lousy passport photo.'

"Hi! I'm on the Globe."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Superheroes take a selfie

Elfie Stick

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

The Selfie

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Selfie Stick

The Modern Novel.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Little Known Moments In History

Shellfie

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Sistine Selfie

Victorian Selfie

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

Crocodile Selfie

"Influence this."

Giraffe Selfie

Halloween Selfie

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Selfie World

The Final Selfie

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."