Selfie Stylist T-Shirts

"She can't come to the phone right now, she's painting her face."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Elfie Stick

Superheroes take a selfie

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Giraffe Selfie

The Selfie

Selfie Stick

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I, TikTok."

The Modern Novel.

Shellfie

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Little Known Moments In History

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Sistine Selfie

Victorian Selfie

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

Crocodile Selfie

Selfie World

"Influence this."

Halloween Selfie

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Giraffe Selfie

The Final Selfie

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."