Selfie Queen Gifts

"Does this lens flare make me look fat?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Elfie Stick

Superheroes take a selfie

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

The Selfie

Selfie Stick

Shellfie

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Little Known Moments In History

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Sistine Selfie

Victorian Selfie

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

Selfie World

The Final Selfie

Halloween Selfie

"Influence this."

"Apple harvest."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

Wedding Selfie

Modern Narcissism

Wedding selfie stick

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."