Selfie Queen Gifts

"Does this lens flare make me look fat?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Elfie Stick

Superheroes take a selfie

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Selfie Stick

The Selfie

"I, TikTok."

The Modern Novel.

Little Known Moments In History

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Shellfie

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Victorian Selfie

Sistine Selfie

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"Influence this."

"Apple harvest."

Selfie World

The Final Selfie

Halloween Selfie

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Wedding Selfie

Modern Narcissism