"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."
Modern Selfie Queen Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the modern selfie queen? Explore our collection of witty and fashionable products designed for the creative soul who loves to share her world through selfies. Ideal for inspiring confidence and celebrating her unique style, these gifts are perfect for anyone who adores modern self-portraits and self-expression.
'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'
Superheroes take a selfie
Elfie Stick
Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.
"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."
Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.
Selfie Stick
The Selfie
"I, TikTok."
The Modern Novel.
'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'
Shellfie
'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'
Little Known Moments In History
Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.
'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"
"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."
Sistine Selfie
Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.
"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."
Victorian Selfie
"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."
"Influence this."
Modern Narcissism
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Selfie
The Deaths take a selfie.
"These kids and their shellfies..."
Selfie of the Golden Hinde
'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'
How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.
"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."
Book Worm
"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."
Modern Selfie Queen Gifts Collection
Modern Selfie Queen Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the selfie queen—funny, trendy, and camera-ready for her daily coffee moments.
Modern Selfie Queen Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate her creative flair—bright, humorous, and ideal for adding personality to any room.
Modern Selfie Queen Prints
Browse our prints that showcase the modern selfie queen—layered with personality and perfect for her space or gifting occasions.
Modern Selfie Queen T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts that every selfie queen will love—comfortable, witty, and perfect for making her self-expression stand out.