Modern Selfie Queen Pillows

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Superheroes take a selfie

Elfie Stick

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Selfie Stick

The Selfie

"I, TikTok."

The Modern Novel.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Shellfie

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Little Known Moments In History

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Sistine Selfie

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Victorian Selfie

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"Influence this."

Modern Narcissism

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Selfie

The Deaths take a selfie.

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Book Worm

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."