Self-sufficient Pooch Amusement T-Shirts

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

'That was fun!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Super Dog'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Pavlov's Puppy

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'Now cut that out!'

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Pet Pony

K9 Literati.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Now this is a dog park!"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

What female dogs think about their looks.

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Good book?'

Two cats are high off catnip.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

A girl with a dog and balloons

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.