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'How much do I tip myself?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

Breakfast surreal.

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"You're the sport on my telly"

DIY Butchers

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

Authentic Hot Dogs.

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Supermarket Aisles.

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

DIY helpdesk.

Complaints department

"Dad, what is a meal?"

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

Eating in Heaven.

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

'If I collapse there's a cherry danish in my lunchbox.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

"Yeah, he calls me his best friend alright, but he's never shared his hot chips: not once!"

Courteous Self-Service.

Bar Bar