
"OK, one more, but that is it."
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"OK, one more, but that is it."
Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...
Agility God
The Sculptor
"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"
"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"
'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'
Raymond Queneau
'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'
'I heard you mom is really strict.'
"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"
"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."
JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.
"Narcissus! Pay attention!"
"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."
"The computer appears to have matched you up with yourself Mr Narcissus"
'I fired them all. 2,437 of them. I'll go it alone.'
"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."
'No need to be concerned. After 30 years I'm finally emerging from this cocoon.'
I love myself.
'Have you been self-regulating again?'
Referee avoiding barrage of thrown objects.
"Daddy's way of helping you with your homework is not to help you."
"I'd like to talk more, but my head is so much up my own ass right now!"
"You must excuse my husband, he's a practising egomaniac..."
Taekwon DOHHEAD: 'Grrrrr!'
"I ❤️ me"
'Happy Valentine's Day.'
Well, Look Who's Hungry Again
the guard
"The tumble weed probably set it off."
'I've kept all my wildest hopes and dreams realistic and easy to achieve.'
"What'll it be, handsome?"
"With this film, I finally enter the front ranks of American moviegoers."
"No, you hang up first."
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