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"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"Here it is - my novel. I'll be interested to hear your compliments."

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

'I think my inner child needs a spanking.'

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

"I'd describe myself as generous and empathetic. I've always been good at self delusion."

"I want something more out of this relationship. . . me!"