Self-reflective Scribe Mugs

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Noel Coward.

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'How the hell do I tell them i haven't a clue where we're going?'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

This morning I found a thin hair growing out of my knuckle. And so it ends. Your virility, your potential, your conviction, your magnetism, your youth itself

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.

"Here it is - my novel. I'll be interested to hear your compliments."

'I think my inner child needs a spanking.'

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

First I asked myself, "Why did I cross the road?" Then I asked, "Why did I hop on that train?" Then It was, "Why did I buy this suit?" And now I'm like, "Why didn't I fire this guy a long time ago?"

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

"I want something more out of this relationship. . . me!"