Self-reflection Warrior Pillows

"Maybe you should ask yourself why you're inviting all this duck hunting into your life right now."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Cellphone Islands

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"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

That party went well.

"The overthinker"

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

Woman looking into a mirror

"Is this who I am?"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

Wrestling Our Inner Demons