Self-parody Lovers Pillows

"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

The Family Joules: Part 16

Atomic Bear: Part 21

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Housekeeping?!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Little Red Riding Carpet

Batman O' War

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Seven

State of the Union

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Beware of Everything