Self-parody Lovers Pillows

"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Housekeeping?!"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'Even More Disciples'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Beware of Everything

Great Poets of Catalogdom