Self-made Success Fans Pillows

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

I'm a self-made man!

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Blog Breakdown

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

Home Business - Business Cards.

Strive for Excellence

Push yourself. No one else is going to do it for you. The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. You will never know your limits unless you push yourself to them. Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is worth fighting for. Passion is pushing yourself when no one else is around. Are you two going to help on not?! I thought we were.

"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."

"Being nice to people on the way up didn't work!"

'Understand Briggs, it is not enough to fail - others must succeed.'

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

The Best Man For The Job Is A WOman

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

'He's never forgotten his humble beginnings.'

Attention seeker's anonymous.

"I said it would grow hair on a billiard ball -- Not on your head."

"You need to let things go."