Self-made Success Fans Prints

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

I'm a self-made man!

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

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'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

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'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

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Strive for Excellence

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."

"Being nice to people on the way up didn't work!"

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

'Understand Briggs, it is not enough to fail - others must succeed.'

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

The Best Man For The Job Is A WOman

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

'He's never forgotten his humble beginnings.'

"You need to let things go."

"I said it would grow hair on a billiard ball -- Not on your head."

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Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

Mel realizes he brought his gratitude list to the grocery store by mistake.