Self-made Success Story Fan Pillows

I dropped out of school to start a company listed on NASDAQ.

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

I'm a self-made man!

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Moby Dick

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

Romulus and Remus

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Frog Prince

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Fairy Tales Can Come True