Self-improvement Scout Gifts

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

Where your mind & battle are los

They hated me.

Butterfly Woman

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Self help acupuncture

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

I'm a self-made man!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'