Self-improvement Geek Mugs

'Tell me more about this 6-week plan you tried.'

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

"No, no, no! -- Self-actualization is the OPPOSITE of enlightenment!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

What else is there to wish for?

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"You left your demons here last week."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Self Help / Elf Help.

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

When life gives you lemons...

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.