Quirky Self-improvement Enthusiast Mugs

Wanna step outside and say that?! Don't beat yourself up. At least not until you've put something on.

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

What else is there to wish for?

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"You left your demons here last week."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'You must heal yourself.'

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

Self Help / Elf Help.

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

When life gives you lemons...

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.