Quirky Self-improvement Enthusiast Gifts

Wanna step outside and say that?! Don't beat yourself up. At least not until you've put something on.

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

What else is there to wish for?

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"You left your demons here last week."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

'You must heal yourself.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Self Help / Elf Help.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

When life gives you lemons...

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.