Self-image Awareness Supporter Pillows

'I look huge in this picture! Do you think you could cut and paste a glass or something into my hand, so it looks like I've just eaten?'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

TV-Mirror.

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

'I envy your metabolism.'

'I hate her...'

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"Even my mother and father never believed in me."

Body Shaming

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt makes these pants look big?"

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

"Don't make me look fat!"

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"I'm trying to find that perfect piece of art that will make me think I know something about art."

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."