Self-image Awareness Supporter Pillows

'I look huge in this picture! Do you think you could cut and paste a glass or something into my hand, so it looks like I've just eaten?'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

TV-Mirror.

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

'I envy your metabolism.'

'I hate her...'

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt makes these pants look big?"

"It's my self-portrait. Obviously."

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

"Don't make me look fat!"

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"Even my mother and father never believed in me."

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

Body Shaming

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

How people who have plastic surgery see themselves...

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy