Self-esteem Boost Seeker Pillows

Especially for the plug ugly - non-mirroring mirror. (Reflection shows pleasant looking man).

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

PROBLEM AREAS

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Ego Increasing School

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

Girl's weight issues.

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'