Self-esteem Improvement Pillows

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

PROBLEM AREAS

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Aging Problems

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Girl's weight issues.

Don't Take No For an Answer

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'What do you mean 'when push came to shove, I patted'?'

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'

'I know how you feel.'