Self-esteem Awareness Pillows

"Does my bum look big in this?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Aging Problems

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Ego Increasing School

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Don't Take No For an Answer

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."