Self-esteem Builder Pillows

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

Empowerment

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

'You were right...my self esteem just went up 60%.'

Feel good looks great

"Try to act scared. It will help boost his self confidence!"

"Isn't it wonderful how they've taken the pressure off the children by only requiring they come close?"

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

PROBLEM AREAS

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Always expect the best

Learning Curve

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Girl's weight issues.

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."